How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Try and make me.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG
What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!
Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.